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spoonspoonfork:

patronustrip:

nifty-wifty:

"Watching gay media will make kids gay."

Well I don’t know about you, but seeing 12492394294 straight couples on tv, in movies, in books, in magazines, ads, and comic books never once made me straight.

Actually it made me gayer.

this is what i’ve been saying for years

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captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

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officerstilinskihale:

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

I WAS WONDERING WHY THE COMMENTS SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR AND THEN I REALIZED.

officerstilinskihale:

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

I WAS WONDERING WHY THE COMMENTS SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR AND THEN I REALIZED.

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mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

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evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

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  •  *pencil drops*
  • me: could this day get any worse
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cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

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illkim:

partynauseous:

partynauseous:

ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt

IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER


Are you in a fucking locker

illkim:

partynauseous:

partynauseous:

ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt

IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER

Are you in a fucking locker

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slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.